Writing

 

I'd love to say Kurt Vonnegut eat your heart out, but I guess it's more that he should watch his back. That is irrelevant, of course, as he's dead and will always be better than I, but y'know what? Sometimes everything in my head falls out onto a page, and it makes a mess. If Tony Hart could start that way, it's good enough for me.

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